Overqualified for Nothing

Sep 01

Good morning from my second favorite kid, Hudson. He can be a trouble maker, but a secret sweetheart who I just adore. Also, I mean, he’s gorgeous. Some kind of pit / shepherd mix I assume.

Sep 01
fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

Sep 01
littlemissmutant:


Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

littlemissmutant:

Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

Aug 30

 I made dinner for 80 dogs, y’all. Eighty. And that is 80 different foods/serving sizes, not 80 of the same thing. 

I fucking deserve this pizza.

Aug 29
poor puppy. :( sounds like her human isn’t really her human at all

Yeah. :-( I haven’t met her mom yet. Hopefully I will soon, because I would love to find out she is a lovely person with some kind of difficult circumstances that don’t allow her to care for Nika during the day. But I would also like to tell her how much I adore her dog. Because if there comes a point where she really just doesn’t want her, I would do a whole hell of a lot to make sure she found a perfect home. Of course I wish it could be with me, but….

Aug 29

Also i’m starting to get worried about how much I am committing to. School starts on tuesday and t’a going to be a lot. A lot a lot. I already feel like i don’t see Raymond enough, and now it will be even less. Which sucks hard because something has changed in our relationship recently. It feels different. I think he is really in it now, and I feel that in a major way. I missed him so much today. I’m no longer content to see him once a week and basically hangout like old friends. I need him around. When I’m with him I feel better, and despite the snoring I always sleep better when he’s next to me. I don’t know what switch flipped, but after six perfectly nice months this suddenly became I really thing that I absolutely want to hold on to and not take for granted. He is weird and complicated and sometimes clueless, but also just a pretty wonderful guy. I love him a lot. I want more time, not less.

Aug 29
kremeroyale:

IMG_6036 on Flickr.
somebody is pretty happy with his new digs

So happy for the Smelliot.

kremeroyale:

IMG_6036 on Flickr.

somebody is pretty happy with his new digs

So happy for the Smelliot.

Aug 29
At least Rufus seems much better this evening. He was worrying me a little this morning, like he wasn’t recovering from surgery very well. But he seems good now. Still a bit goopy eyed and hoarse, but his appetite is back. Sweet cuddlebug with my grumpy face.

At least Rufus seems much better this evening. He was worrying me a little this morning, like he wasn’t recovering from surgery very well. But he seems good now. Still a bit goopy eyed and hoarse, but his appetite is back. Sweet cuddlebug with my grumpy face.

Aug 29

Foulest mood.

Work is hell this weekend. People need to stop going on vacations and leaving their dogs. We have 58 dogs boarding right now. And I am just so tired and cranky, and I inhaled way too much bleach.

My favorite dog, Nika, who I’ve posted pictures of before, is there for daycare almost every day of the week. She doesn’t even enjoy playing that much. She usually just keeps to herself and sleeps. But she has started getting really excited when I come, because I always give her attention and tell she is pretty and wonderful. She is seriously the sweetest and easiest dog, and every day I wish I could take her home with me. I just cannot understand why someone would even have a dog, if they can’t spend ANY time with them. It is so obvious that Nika would be happier staying at home and hanging out with her person. I get that people work, but if you can’t even find the time to be with your own dog on the weekends???!

I’m sorry for the rant. I am just so sweaty and cranky and smelly and footsore fed up with people who won’t do right by their animals.

Aug 29
ladyfabulous:

What the holy fuck

ladyfabulous:

What the holy fuck